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  go and look!走着瞧

  good good study,day day up好好学习天天向上

  No Mao ze dong ,no new china没有毛没有新中国

  go a head! 去个头!

  People mountain peole sea!人山人海

  give you some color see see!!给你点颜色看看

  no three no four 不三不四

  no money no women no good(哈,这是谁说的)

  we two who and who?我们俩谁跟谁

  dog day""""s狗日的

  poor light egg穷光蛋

  if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你

  you don""""t bird me,I don""""t bird you你不鸟我我也不鸟你

  full clear ten big cool punishment满清十大酷刑

  love his mother who who who爱他妈谁谁谁

  KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED杀一警百

  i s h i t love you我便爱上了你

  banana fish相交于

  f u c k do system操作系统

  horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎

  fish yes于是

  your grandma""""s legs你奶奶个腿

  King eight egg***

  5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱

  give me take down!给我拿下

  WATCH SISTER 表妹

  your grandma""""s bear你奶奶个熊

  yellow fly red黄飞鸿

  red face know to me红颜知己

  American Chinese not enough美中不足

  pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗玛峰

  You really have two down sons你真有两下子

  round son egg原子弹

  chicken gun ice机枪兵

  water sex poplar flower水性杨花

  How are you? 怎么是你?

  How old are you? 怎么老是你?


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